self-defense-againstfresh-fruit:

ilovemikepalin:

Leg appreciation time

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we’re staring at a dead man’s legs..

witch-b4by:

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hm.

(Source: misfitwitch, via meanplastic)

cuddlethot:

abblermouse:

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ambulance in my neighborhood: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

My dog: Oh shit! Oh shit it’s a bop

(via dicksoda)

ensyme:

forgiv me lord but i’m back on my bollocks innit..

(via grantaire)

lesbianrey:

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ally of the year

ihateladygaga:

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(via penis-hilton)

speedforcesensitive:

dutch-butch:

princesscarriefisher:

me, a lesbian, mistaking a nice twink for a nice butch lesbian: [gives him the lesbian nod]

him, a twink, mistaking me for a twink: [gives me the gay once over]

me, a sensitive dyke: [calls an uber and spends the whole time misty eyed, wondering why this nice butch would look me over like i wasn’t a HUMAN BEING, like i was something to be gawked at. i ignore my Uber driver’s attempt at small talk, staring out the window and questioning everything i know about life, meaning, and the pursuit of lesbianism]

him, a confused gay: [stares at the space this twink just vacated, completely floored. a nod. does he think this is a game. does he think this is a joke. this isn’t a PTA meeting where you nod at your old friend but also secret enemy Brenda from across the room. was i not even worth the once over. have i lost my game. what does this mean]

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Maybe this is what the straights mean when they say we’re confused.

(Source: princesscarriefisherarchive, via till-the-end-of-thebucky)

mcdonaldguy:
“ thebigwillie:
“this passes the bechdel test
”
i was gonna say “but they don’t have names!” but they do. the blonde’s name is dumb thotticus and the brunette’s name is m-seq
”

mcdonaldguy:

thebigwillie:

this passes the bechdel test

i was gonna say “but they don’t have names!” but they do. the blonde’s name is dumb thotticus and the brunette’s name is m-seq

(Source: photo-frier, via dicksoda)

(Source: memewhore, via damnitrj)